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Mäg, du hättest wenigstens den Witz mit Bildern versehen können - so muss ich das jetzt tun.

Spider Murphy Gang / SO A SCHÖNER TAG

Ja der Montag is ma z'wider
Und i muaß wieder ins Büro
A guate Stund komm i z'spät
Und vom Wochenende bin i ganz k.o.
Doch mei Chef macht si wichtig
Und schreit mi ganz gewaltig o
Daß i net woaß bin i Manderl oder Weiberl
Ja dös fangt ja lustig o

Doch wenn i sig was in der Zeitung steht
Woaß i erst wie guats ma geht
Und i sog: Kopf hoch, Günther!
So a schöner Tag!

I hob koan Pfennig in der Taschn
Und koan Kredit mehr auf der Bank
I hob mein Fernseher versetzt und mei Uhr
Und koan Anzug mehr im Schrank

Doch wenn i sig was in der Zeitung steht
Woaß i erst wie guats ma geht
Und i sog: Kopf hoch, Günther!
So a schöner Tag!

I sing :
La la – lalalalala
La la – lalalalala
La la - so a schöner Tag!

Ja mein Wogn hob i zammgfahrn
Und mei Rad! hams ma gstoin
Und i woaß wieder moi riet wer soi de Ratn
Für mein letztn Urlaub zoin

Doch wenn i sig was in der Zeitung steht
Woaß i erst wie guats ma geht
Und i sog: Kopf hoch, Günther!
So a schöner Tag!

I sing :
La la – lalalalala
La la – lalalalala
La la - so a schöner Tag!



 
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Für diese hervorragende Interpretation, verleihe ich dir freudig den "Autobus S" * am Bande, Bernd!




* Bevor wieder einer fragt: Raymond Queneau, Stilübungen.


Danke!

Dafür - extra für Dich - die Version "Ausrufe":

Sieh an!
Der Bayer!
Geheiratet hat er!
War nimmer schön in der Wirtschaft!
Jetzt aber wieder!



Gruß,
Bernd

(Ein Franke, den es nach Niederbayern verschlagen hat ...)
 
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War das nicht die odenwälder Befreiungsfront Hessen?
Alles Spalter.

Eine Splittergruppe der Judäischen Volksfront oder der Volksfront von Judäa?

pfau.... was für eine Überleitung

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life / Monty Python

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

 
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Eigentlich wollte ich ja was gefühlvolles von den Oberkrainern einstellen, aber so gibts halt wieder "Amikram":

Wenn Du gleich mit den Oberkrainern drohst ...

Aber für Dich - was alpenländisches ...

Hubert v. Goisern / Siagst as

[...]

Im winter in der finsternis
Wenn jeder stern a hoffnung is
Wenn’s licht in deinen gedanken ausgeht

Dann hast nur mehr die erinnerung
An’s leuchten von a sommer sunn’
Wenn’s golden hinter die bam aufgeht
Und an die hitz’, wanns ob’n am himmel steht

Wir sind nomaden auf neuen pfaden
Durch die alte welt
Wir sind nomaden auf alten pfaden
Durch die neue welt

[...]




Cheers,
Bernd
 
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Monkey Man / The Rolling Stones

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true

I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey...

 
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Aux enfants de la chance
Qui n'ont jamais connu les transes
Des shoots et du shit
Je dirai en substance
Ceci

Touchez pas à la poussière d'ange
Angel dust en
Shoot ou en shit
Zéro héro à l'infini

Je dis dites-leur et dis-leur
De casser la gueule aux dealers
Qui dans l'ombre attendent leur
Heure
L'hor
Reur
D'min
Nuit

Aux enfants de la chance
Qui n'ont jamais connu les transes
Des shoots et du shit
Je dirai en substance
Ceci

Ne commettez pas d'imprudences
Surtout n'ayez pas l'imprudence
De vous faire foutre en l'air avant l'heure dite
Comme Samantha
Edith
Et dites

Je dis dites-leur et dis-leur
De casser la gueule aux dealers
Qui dans l'ombre attendent leur
Heure
L'hor
Reur
D'min
Nuit

Aux enfants de la chance
Qui n'ont jamais connu les transes
Des shoots et du shit
Je dirai en substance
Ceci

N'approchez pas le magic mushroom
N'essayez surtout pas le free base
Car c'est lui qui vous baise
C'est celui qui vous baise
A l'aise

Je dis dites-leur et dis-leur
De casser la gueule aux dealers
Qui dans l'ombre attendent leur
Heure
L'hor
Reur
D'min
Nuit

Aux enfants de la chance
Qui n'ont jamais connu les transes
Des shoots et du shit
Je dirai en substance
Ceci

Touchez pas au dragon chasing
Chasse au dragon
Qui se prend en shoot ou en shit
Zéro héro à l'infini

Je dis dites-leur et dis-leur
De casser la gueule aux dealers
Qui dans l'ombre attendent leur
Heure
L'hor
Reur
D'min
Nuit



Aux enfants de la chance - Serge Gainsbourg

gruß
klaus
 
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Dem kann ich mich nur vollumfänglich anschließen ...

Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
They're the modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the family down the street.
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

When you're with the Flintstones
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.





B 52's / Meet The Flintstones



Gruß,
Bernd
 
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Ja, die sind wirklich gut. Die älteren wie die letzten Sachen. Am liebsten höre ich die immer im Auto ..


Gruß,
Bernd
 
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I'm hoping to find a new source of information,
I'll step off the line,
I've been searching for some inspiration,
The thing I wrote off as false came true,
Another gift of mine with love from me to you.

Don't be intimidated, I don't want to be the first one,
It's a problem calculated,
I've been searching for some inspiration,
The thing I wrote off as false came true,
Another gift of mine with love from me to you.

Stop it now I've been killing myself,
I've been willing myself,
To give back all what he gave,
Another turnstile bare to the bone turning alone.

Hope he's turning in his grave,
My source of satisfaction from laying it on the line,
You could be the one too,
I've been searching for some inspiration,
The thing I wrote off as false came true,
Another gift of mine with love from me to you.

Stop it now I've been killing myself,
I've been willing myself,
To give back all what he gave,
Another turnstile bare to the bone turning alone.

Hope he's turning in his grave,
I'm hoping to find a new source of information,
I'll step off the line,
I've been searching for some inspiration,
Searching for some inspiration.



Grace Jones - Inspiration​

gruß
klaus
 
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They look down
At the ground,
Missing.
But I never go in now.

I'm looking at the Big Sky.
I'm looking at the Big Sky now.
I'm looking at the Big Sky.
You never really understood me.
You never really tried.

That cloud, that cloud--
Looks like Ireland.
C'mon and blow it a kiss now,
But quick,

'Cause it's changing in the Big Sky,
It's changing in the Big Sky now.
We're looking at the Big Sky.
You never understood me.
You never really tried.

This cloud, this cloud--
Says "Noah,
C'mon and build me an Ark."
And if you're coming, jump,
'Cause

We're leaving with the Big Sky.
We're leaving with the Big Sky.
And we pause for the jets--
hup! hup!--in the Big Sky!

You want my reply?
What was the question?
I was looking at the Big Sky.

Tell 'em, sisters!

"Rolling over like a great big cloud,
Rolling over with the Big Sky!
Rolling over like a great big cloud,
Rolling over with the Big Sky!"





Kate Bush / The Big Sky

Gruß,
Bernd
 
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Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is (Chicago Transit Authority)

Does anybody really know what time it is,
Does anybody really care?
If so I can't imagine why.
We've all got time enough to cry.

People runnin' everywhere
Don't know where to go
Don't know where I am.
Can't see past the next step
Don't have time to think past the last mile.
Have no time to look around
Just run around, run around and think why.


 
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